Idle Hands

Walter & Astrid. PG-13. ~400 words. Walter being Walter. In the words of every Hollywood FBI agent ever, she so did not get paid enough for this shit.

Tags: character:astrid farnsworth, character:walter bishop

Holmes/Watson. PG-13. ~1750 words. Pre-movie. Two-sided UST and shameless innuendo. He had no idea how to go about telling Holmes he’d lost the rent again.

Tags: character:john watson, character:sherlock holmes, pairing:sherlock holmes/john watson

Movieverse. Tony/Neal, Neal/Peter/Elle. NC-17. ~1650 words. Peter seemed suspicious. Neal really should’ve known better.

Tags: character:elizabeth burke, character:neal caffrey, character:peter burke, character:tony stark, crossover, pairing:neal caffrey/peter burke/elizabeth burke, pairing:tony stark/neal caffrey

Movieverse. Logan/Remy. NC-17. ~550 words. Biting/bruising. Post-movie. “Nights run long in New Orleans,” Remy says, and rolls onto his back, baring his belly to the scrape of Logan’s teeth.

Tags: character:logan, character:remy lebeau, pairing:logan/remy lebeau

Connor/Murphy. R. ~650 words. “And what’s that supposed to be?” Connor asked, giving Murphy’s frayed zip a pointed look. “A polite suggestion?”

Tags: character:connor mcmanus, character:murphy mcmanus, pairing:connor mcmanus/murphy mcmanus

Lennox/Optimus. PG. ~2100 words. But Optimus said, “That would be helpful,” and a weirdly pleasant warmth spread through Lennox’s gut.

Tags: character:optimus prime, character:will lennox, will lennox/optimus prime

Nite Owl/Rorschach. PG. ~550 words. The city’s reduced to gritty neon swimming in puddles of murk and Rorschach is an event waiting to happen.

Tags: character:dan dreiberg (nite owl ii), character:walter kovacs (rorschach), pairing:nite owl ii/rorschach

Movieverse. Tony/Remy. NC-17. ~3800 words. The syringe was loaded, ready and waiting on the low coffee table beside the spread of cards and scatter of half-empty bottles.

Tags: character:remy lebeau, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/remy lebeau

Batman Begins. Joker/Crane. NC-17. ~2000 words. Breathplay. Joker fit his fingers one by one to Jonathan’s throat.

Tags: character:joker, character:jonathan crane, pairing:joker/jonathan crane

Tony/Starscream. PG. ~800 words. “I believe that was a challenge, sir.”

Tags: character:starscream, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/starscream

Movieverse. Logan/Tony. NC-17. ~4700 words. If they’d been in the field, Tony might’ve been worried.

Tags: character:logan, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/logan