Idle Hands

Movieverse. Tony/Neal, Neal/Peter/Elle. NC-17. ~1650 words. Peter seemed suspicious. Neal really should’ve known better.

Tags: character:elizabeth burke, character:neal caffrey, character:peter burke, character:tony stark, crossover, pairing:neal caffrey/peter burke/elizabeth burke, pairing:tony stark/neal caffrey

Movieverse. Logan/Tony. NC-17. ~4700 words. If they’d been in the field, Tony might’ve been worried.

Tags: character:logan, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/logan

Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Tony Stark/Teddy Altman/Billy Kaplan. NC-17. ~6600 words. A remix of ponderosa’s Bad Celebrity Influence. If someone had asked exactly six point five seconds ago, Tony would have said that of the two people involved in this conversation, Steve wasn’t the one fooling around with clever innuendo.

Tags: character:billy kaplan, character:steve rogers, character:teddy altman, character:tony stark, pairing:tony star/steve rogers, pairing:tony stark/teddy altman/billy kaplan

Movieverse. Tony/Jarvis. NC-17. ~2000 words. Tentacles. “Alright, you’ve got me. Now what’re you going to do?”

Tags: character:jarvis (AI), character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/jarvis (AI)

Sam/Dean/Tony. NC-17. ~4100 words. “Do you like burgers? I like burgers.”

Tags: character:dean winchester, character:sam winchester, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/sam winchester/dean winchester

Sam/Dean/Tony. NC-17. ~1000 words. The thing about Sam was he liked kissing.

Tags: character:dean winchester, character:sam winchester, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/sam winchester/dean winchester

Movieverse. Logan/Tony, implied Victor/Logan. NC-17. ~4000 words. Tony wants to know what he tastes like out here, if he’s sharp as the whiskey he sometimes drinks or gritty like the wind, last-chance bittersweet.

Tags: character:logan, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/logan

Movieverse. Tony/Steve. NC-17. ~4600 words. “With wild and crazy abandon,” Tony said, and grabbed him around the waist to yank him close like a black and white picture hero. “Hold on tight.”

Tags: character:steve rogers, character:tony stark, pairing:tony star/steve rogers

Movieverse. Tony/Steve. NC-17. ~5000 words. “Tony, for the good of the country, we should get married.”

Tags: character:steve rogers, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/steve rogers

Tony/Starscream. PG. ~800 words. “I believe that was a challenge, sir.”

Tags: character:starscream, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/starscream

Tony/Robert Downey Jr. NC-17. Crossover. “Bruce Wayne would’ve at least sent a fucking helicopter to pick me up.”

Tags: character:robert downey jr, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/robert downey jr

Movieverse. Tony/Remy. NC-17. ~3800 words. The syringe was loaded, ready and waiting on the low coffee table beside the spread of cards and scatter of half-empty bottles.

Tags: character:remy lebeau, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/remy lebeau

Tony/Steve. NC-17. ~2000 words. Spanking. Tony’s still pretty sure the dirty little fantasy playing out in his head isn’t going to come true. Almost one hundred percent sure.

Tags: character:steve rogers, character:tony stark, pairing:tony stark/steve rogers

Robert Downey Jr/Hugh Jackman. NC-17. ~2100 words. Hugh manages to hold it for one more click of the shutter before he grins, his entire face changing, his eyes brightening with a shine no one could fake.

Tags: character:hugh jackman, character:robert downey jr, pairing:robert downey jr/hugh jackman